The Royce Files

Now for the 3rd installment of Dastardly Disguises. Scene 3- Chauncey the Hit Clown These days clowns don't get much respect. However, this clown does. Chauncey the Hit Man does freelance work for the mob ever since his fortunes under the big top went south. I've been told Chauncey only carries a toy gun and instead uses bad jokes and gags to get even with the people who have crossed his employers. Chauncey knows 3 kinds of mime and has tickled victims into submission. He favorite drink is the Lon Chaney, straight up, one cube of ice. He frequents rodeos where he attempts to recruit henchclowns.

I admit, I like putting on make up. Ever since my early days in the theatre I have enjoyed painting the face to make a character. I did a really mean old age application a number of times. I am not sure I am ready to go pro yet but there always is the yearning.

There seems to be a conspiracy surrounding clowns around many towns. The white faced crazy hairs just don't get any respect.