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If birds fall from sky, who ya gonna call?

Apparently the go-to guy in this scenario is Kirk Cameron. The interview is actually pretty hilarious. Not sure why CNN's  Anderson Cooper gave Kirk a ring. Perhaps he equated Kirk's role in those Left Behind movies as some sort of official spokesperson for End Times. Strange, I don't equate birds falling from the sky with the end of days. It is certainly odd. However, there is one point in end times which birds do play a role; I saw an angel standing in the sun. He called in a loud voice to all the birds that fly across the sky. He said, `Come, gather for God's big feast. Come to eat the bodies of kings, the bodies of captains, the bodies of strong men, the bodies of horses and those who ride them, the bodies of all free men and of slaves, those who are great and those who are not great.' I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies. They were gathered to fight against the One riding the horse and his army. Then the beast was caug...

What Sucks - Anna Nicole Smith coverage

She's been dead for weeks yet we get round the clock coverage on the proceedings on CNN. What's next? My colleague James gave the most eloquent description of this perculiarity that CNN decided to champion as news. He titles this programmming decision as: the who cares where the rapidly rotting corpse of a psuedo-celebrity is going to be buried, because people are so self centered and needy of other peoples infamy that they will let their "loved" ones decay into a slimy puddle of gelatenous goo before they would consider anyone else's feelings including the aforementioned maggot ridden cadaver show. I don't think you can an any more dead on than that. Pork bellies are more noteworthy that this pseudo-celebrity tripe.