Thanksgiving greetings

Thanksgiving greeting cards. I have never received one. Maybe you could send me one. This may be a catchy new concept. Here are a few probably lines:
- Hope this day gives you plenty to be thankful about.
- Thankless? No turkey for you.
- Over a hundred years of Thanksgiving turkeys and no revolts. Have a safe Thanksgiving.
- Thanksgiving, the only day most Americans eat pie and cranberries.
- Take this bird and stuff it. Have a great Thanksgiving.
- Be gratiful lest I go pilgrim on you. Let's have a thankful Thanksgiving.
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